Farmer eaten by own pigs

Ever read George Orwell's Animal Farm? Some deep, philosophical stuff going on there, right? A harrowing fictional tale of a nightmarish animal uprising. Fictional, right? Maybe not. 

Soldier kills friend in an attempt to scare away hiccups

Hiccups: The Most Annoying Way To Die (Probably)

Man chops off own hands to stop himself from stealing

27-year-old Egyptian man, Ali Afifi, apparently couldn't stop himself from stealing by sheer willpower alone. Obviously, the only logical solution was to chop off his hands. That's not the best part.