Thieves attempt to blow open ATM, blow up bank instead

Let's just get this out of the way now: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".

Last Sunday night, an attempt to steal cash from the inside of an ATM via the medium of dynamite ended up, thanks to a 'slight' miscalculation, sending pieces of the Sparkasse bank in Germany more than 80 meters across the street. 

Regular readers will know by now that stories like this always have a 'best bit'. Here it is:

The thieves made off with the entire ATM anyway.

I don't imagine it'll be too difficult to track down the culprits; just look for the house with half of the garage missing. 

[Source: The Local]